A fun Burns/haggis inspired poem by Kai Colston from Ellon Academy.

 

 

A Sheep caaed Baggis

 

I hid ma Burns Supper the ither night,

Fit fine - neeps an tatties - o fit a delight!

I eatit it up, hid some in a bap,

Aat's fin I asked ma mither, "Fit's aat?"

 

She said,"Y'mine aat sheep caaed Baggis?

Well, aat's him made inte haggis.

It's his belly efter a heap o cuts,

Right noo, ye're eatin his guts."

 

I glowered at ma maw, "Ye haein a laugh?"

"Na, son," she said. "Now, dinna be daft!"  

I wis in tears - I started te peek -

"Ma!"I yelled. "I luved aat sheep!"

 

Noo in ma belly lies poor Baggis,

Cause one Burns Supper -

He was made into Haggis.